One Way To Get Your Bike Dirty

Put it on top of your car and drive at 70 miles an hour for three days. I just cleaned the bike up...having to dispose of many bugs, a dragonfly, butterfly, and a bird. Well, actually, I asked my uncle to deal with the bird. My route to Pueblo included state highways 40, 287, and 96, which are all two lane roads following the railroad tracks. There are birds flying everywhere (they hang out on the road and by the side of it and wait until the last possible second to and even if you're going the speed limit, it's just part of life out here that you're probably going to hit some, or at least come real close. I guess those birds are just not used to dodging bikes on top of cars.